Sometimes I feel
Like I’m a 7-layer dip.
I’ve got tiers, and I’m good,
And I know my way around a chip.
If you don’t care to dive,
You’ll just scoop into the cream.
It’s friendly and accessible,
But down deep is the dream.
The salsa layer is spicy,
The guacamole is a delight.
The cilantro you love or hate,
But the refrieds are the best bite.
Some try to get there,
But their chips bend or break.
Only authentic dippers can reach it,
No beans for the fake.
A little taste might be plenty,
For those who don’t yet know.
But the ones who already love it,
Can leap in - hello!
You know I’m good with a cocktail,
And spirits are the theme today.
So be safe, salty and drunk with me,
And have a great St. Paddy’s Day.